Jonathan Ross was always a foul-mouthed unfunny in my eyes.

Mark Kemode should have got the Film... job on Barry Norman's retirement.

The current situation has been completely overhyped and not worthy of the fuss being made.

Jonty will come back in three months as if nothing has ever happened.

The recession is Robert Peston's ploy for world domination. Evan Davis or Jeff Randall would never have let this happen.

I love elections and I'm glad I'm on nights next week.

The US election is actually still interesting despite going on for 18 months. Much better than 2004's bore draw.

I'm worryingly attracted to Sarah Palin.

I want to be able to go on a stage and point & wave at people so I look like I'm popular.

I was tempted to go as Ariel Sharon to my "Undead" party next week but thought my chums wouldn't get and not appreciate my black humour.

So I'm going as Pinocchio instead.