Cogitated & Digested

Fleas Release Me ... From rubychoo in so far so so-so (1 hour old)

The hound is scratching for England ... He develops this 500 yard stare, then his hind leg comes up to scrat and his teeth come down to clat and then he's solid gone for ten minutes, seven-stone of… more

Oi! Raffa!... From rubychoo in so far so so-so (3 hours old)

I've said it before and I'll say it again ... Time to go. In fact way beyond time to go ... You have single-handedly made the Mighty Reds mediocre ... Boo, Gerroff ! Yes, you in the Armarn… more

And Then There Were None From rubychoo in so far so so-so (4 hours old)

Yet another set of parents of Sinister's friends have split up ... That leaves, let me see (counts fingers and toes) not one of her close friends with parents who are still together, let alone *whi… more

Something I Thought I'd Never Say ... From rubychoo in so far so so-so (1 day old)

But that was lovely tofu ! Friday is chippy night, and we are spoiled round these parts in that the fish and chip shops are joined at the hip with Chinese takeaways. Firstborn starts getting dr… more

Words From The Couple From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (2 days old)

They even use the same phone...I find that so reassuring that he texts me, as does she on the same phone; there is no jealousy or conflict, they are utterly comfortable and very much in love with each… more

Blue is a KNOB From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (2 days old)

I awoke this morning and little Sportacus was complaining of a headache...he was burning up actually and I suggested he popped back to bed. 'No Mummy, just give me some medicine.' I love Calpol. … more

Regulating Bloggers From Juzzzy in JD's World (3 days old)

November 18, 2009 Yes, that's what they want to do now. To tell us what we can and can't do - while they carry on fiddling their expenses. Go here to find out what I'm going on about, and follow… more

Looking In The Mirror From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (3 days old)

Well, I have definitely lost a couple more pounds and my boobs are STILL there! I still have no hairy black tongue... I still have no voice either come to that! Medication making me feel nau… more

Are Scientists Baffled ? From rubychoo in so far so so-so (3 days old)

Documentaries would have us believe that scientists live in a world of baffledom ... 'When scientists discovered blah they were baffled' 'Scientists were baffled when blah came to light' 'At … more

Never Mind The Quality Feel The Width From rubychoo in so far so so-so (4 days old)

For the first time in nearly thirty years I got my charcoals out to draw naked humans ... I always loved life-drawing (life-painting was even better) ... the human body is like a Simplicity sewing … more

Somebody Somewhere From Kibitz in Posted Notes (4 days old)

Somebody Somewhere repeatedly said - One day my son you’ll be a success. On that day the rivers will freeze. Skies turn black and birds lie dead. The boy said nothing - Fully convinced - Whateve… more

What on Earth... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (5 days old)

...just a quick postscript...I read the side effects of these tablets. Nausea, well okay, pretty usual BUT what about 'Black Hairy Tongue.'I am not kidding!!! What the f**k? Imagine the welcome I c… more

The Trouble with Being a Girl... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (5 days old)

I am sick to death of this now...have had problems with my voice and finally got antibiotics...it's more than just my voice but don't want to bore you with all the details! So hopefully, I will sta… more

MisFits - E4 From Kibitz in Television (5 days old)

Any one here watching Misfits - On Thursday nights at ten of the clock? T’is a comedy drama with an implausible premise which actually works surprisingly well. A group of teens on Community Se… more

Beach Birds From rubychoo in so far so so-so (5 days old)

Mornings like this on the beach are bliss... :) The white blob in the centre of the second pic is a little egret, one of a pair who are getting quite huffy with the amassed knots and other gree… more

Sleepyheads From rubychoo in so far so so-so (5 days old)

Getting two foul-tempered teens up and out on Monday morning brings all the joys of a particularly aggressive rugby scrum, with much 'hup-hupping', gnashing of teeth, hurled footwear and unveiled thre… more

Thai Tales - Eighteen From Juzzzy in JD's World (5 days old)

November 16, 2009 1 WE left Koh Samui on the last flight out to Bangkok on a Friday, something after 10pm. It's an hour's flight. On arrival I turned my phone on and took a frankly awful c… more

MEME - Stolen shamlessly from Jembajr... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (6 days old)

Sociable Quiz - 20 Questions 1. Three names you go by, other than your given name: Little what is that?MagiK 2. Three screen names you've had: MMTLucid IllusionsTypical Scouse 3. Three physical thi… more

Dr. Who and The Carrots of Mars From bunnybunbunbun in I am bun (6 days old)

Yes it was just on the telly and so it is official that it is some evil carrots that are the cause of all the trouble when people do go to Mars eventually so I hope that NASA will watch out for that a… more

Using my blog for exactly what I opened it for... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (6 days old)

Memories!!!! This is a scan of the little piece of card that Tanya read from at our wedding. It was so cute, everyone laughed, even the registrar. I just thought "awwwww perfect!!!!" Click… more

Tag! My imaginary record From bunnybunbunbun in I am bun (6 days old)

I have not done any blogs for a long time so I got my friend Nick to help me with this which I got from my friend Xenon just to fill in before I do another blog and also because it was fun I thought a… more

Squash basket From wehavetoactnow in wehavetoactnow (7 days old)

When I asked my Dad what he wanted for his birthday, he said something that he can eat or drink. Buying a bottle of wine seemed a bit dull, so I put my thinking hat on. And here's what I came up wit… more

X Factor, Earth Factor From wehavetoactnow in wehavetoactnow (7 days old)

I have to confess that I'm completely addicted to the X Factor, and like most I was in complete shock at last weeks events. A Twitter user, I watched the response from the public unfold on the web im… more

Grace in Small Things From rubychoo in so far so so-so (7 days old)

I didn't want to go, what with the tiredness and the gumboil and the general arse-feck of it all ... Tonight I sang with the choir in a crimson art gallery for St John's Hospice ... The songs we… more

Friday Five From rubychoo in so far so so-so (8 days old)

1. Have you ever taken part in a demonstration? A couple of 'right-on' rallies and lots of hunt-sabbing in my yoof. In the privacy of my own head I'm waving placards non-stop, a bit like an even wo… more

Invitation From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (8 days old)

The couple have invited me over to their place one evening next week, for some fun...a message was sent last night. They have asked for me ONLY...not me and Blue! MMmmm. Interesting. Let me chec… more

Albert’s Right To Life From Kibitz in Posted Notes (8 days old)

Every morning when taking my shower I bid a Good Day to young Albert. A placid arachnid who dwells in a corner which I desperately try not to splash. We’ve been firm mates since the day I moved … more

Stolen Sex Meme... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (9 days old)

Well, finally I got round to it... 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? - Yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? - Yes, all of those...I do lo… more

I see I can fix my tags! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (9 days old)

It's hassle but because I'm not a moaner (ish) I would just like to thank blog.co.uk for the opportunity to do this. You're succeeding in winning me back!… more

Weary From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (9 days old)

Very weary indeed. Just feel a little under the weather. Have quite a bit to do too... Lost the urge to blog for a few days. … more